Name: Dylan Clift
Occupation: Factory Worker
Team: Gweedore United
If you were throwing a party and you could invite anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would you ask around? Ethan Harkin – the man that makes the house parties.
Where do you like to go out to celebrate after a big victory? Teac Jack’s.
What’s the worst pitch you’ve ever played on? Pairc Joe Glenea would be up there and Dunlewey Celtic’s pitch.
Which character in any film are you most like? Hulk.
Any odd items in your kit bag? Ethan Harkin’s spare dummy.
Who’s the biggest joker in the team you play for? Fionnan Coyle and Ethan Harkin would be up there.
Who is the worst/best trainer? Worst: Oran Craig always complains. Best Shaun McFadden
Who spends most time in front of the mirror in the dressing room? Niall Friel and Darren ‘Doxy’ Ferry
Who’s the best/worst person to sit beside on the team bus? Best: Stephen Doyle McFadden. Worst: Cian Gallagher – never stops talking.
Who has the best and who has the worst diet on the team, and what does it include? Best: Stephen ‘Donna’ McFadden. Worst: Cian Gallagher.
Toughest opponent you have faced? Lee McBride or Owen O’Donnell
Best or worst quote you’ve heard, either from a manager, player, opponent? One that I always remember from Gweedore United was Sean Ferry saying “no point crying over spilt milk lads”.
Best manager you’ve ever played under? Sean Ferry.
Best ever performance? Cup game two years ago that went to penalties.
One to forget? Play-off match two years ago, lost to Milford.
Sporting ambition? To try and get up to the Premier Division with Gweedore United.
When you were playing in the back garden, who did you pretend to be? Cristiano Rolando
If you were in charge of transfers, who’d be in and who’d be out of the team? Nobody out and Finn Ferry in.
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