Name: James Kee
Occupation: Farm Relief Fencing
Team: Convoy Arsenal
If you were throwing a party and you could invite anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would you ask around? Lionel Richie and Stevie Wonder.
Where do you like to go out to celebrate after a big victory? I wouldn’t be wild fond of the drink now.. but Breen’s would be the spot. Maybe a few in Mannie’s then.
What’s the worst pitch you’ve ever played on? Drumbar’s a couple of years ago, like a bog hole
Which character in any film are you most like? People say I look like Kenny, out of ‘We‘re the Millers’.
Any odd items in your kit bag? Nope
Who’s the biggest joker in the team you play for? Smol or McNulty would come out with a few one liners.
Which team mate has the best looking other half? Some of the older lads are definitely punching, I’ll just leave it at that..
Who is the worst/best trainer? Worst would be Darren Gibson and the best would be Gary Brolly.
Who spends most time in front of the mirror in the dressing room? Probably the manager Hammy, gelling up what hair he has left!
Who’s the best/worst person to sit beside on the team bus? Best is probably Elliott, he has a few good stories! Worst would be Pedlar, always on about that overhead he scored about 15 years ago
Who has the best and who has the worst diet on the team, and what does it include? Mines wouldn’t be great now.. best would probably be Lee Boyd’s, man would be keen on the rabbit food.
Toughest opponent you have faced? Young Gorb Quinn for Raphoe
Best or worst quote you’ve heard, either from a manager, player, opponent? Jason Toner once said ‘if yous score and they don’t, then you’ll win the match’ which was useful to know.
Best manager you’ve ever played under? Jason Toner was a good laugh now.
Best ever performance? Play-off to go up to the Premier Division, scored the equaliser
One to forget? Most of the season in the Premier Division, stayed rooted to the bottom of the table.
Sporting ambition? Win a few more cups with the club.
When you were playing in the back garden, who did you pretend to be? Robbie Keane or Ruud Van Nistelrooy
If you were in charge of transfers, who’d be in and who’d be out of the team? I’d clear out the management team anyways and I’d bring in a young Gerard Slevin, man has 13 street league medals.